Hippie Chick

On my blog, you can expect just about anything. I reblog it if I like it, I agree with it, or if I have something to say about it. I really have a wide range of posts. This blog is for me, not for you, but I would be honored if you came along with me :) I will keep your dash fresh because I'm always on and follow many, many blogs. My Tumblr is a no-judgement zone and let's keep it that way. You do your part and I'll do mine.
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NSFW here and there

Guess who’s seeing Beyonce by herself!


You hear singers and guitarists with your ears but you hear bass lines with your heart so don’t go telling me bassists aren’t important

(via theblackenedmoon)




Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”


(via bubonickitten)




i just did whatever the scrolling equivalent of a double-take

omg yes we need a word for that




i just did whatever the scrolling equivalent of a double-take

omg yes we need a word for that


I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 


When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(via vandigo)

so i’m sitting there in my back deck smokin a lil bowl, keepin my eye out for my dad. i’d also been playing this Bey & Jay-Z playlist super loud all day. As i’m chilling out there trying to hold my hits in as long as i could, jammin to some Single Ladies, i hear my dad walk in the house.
so i shoved my stash, pipe, and lighter in my undies and retreated to my room.



Horton hears somebody he used to know


do you ever regret drawing something

(via bubonickitten)

Today dreams come true!




This BULLSHIT is popping up all over Facebook. This is not true- nor is confirmed by spider experts. Bunk stories such as these are commonly based on misdiagnosis on part of doctors (99% of “recluse” bites are staph infections), coupled with the general public’s lack of knowledge and distaste for spiders.

Spiders have evolved their venom to ingest insects- not bite humans!! If left alone, they don’t bite you in your sleep! If you have a mystery bite, it’s probably something a spider eats! Or you’re allergic to your laundry detergent. Here is an article written by a spider scientist at UCR. We do NOT have Brown recluse in CA. http://spiders.ucr.edu/myth.html

Stop spreading this junk that adds ignorance towards people’s perception of nature.

My spider research

Heh?? Those pictures don’t even LOOK like recluse bites…

What else gets mistaken for bites?

  • Bacterial infections,
  • viral infections,
  • fungal infections,
  • reactions to certain drugs,
  • Lyme disease,
  • Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever,
  • tick bites, flea bites,
  • biting flies,
  • poison ivy rash,
  • poison oak rash,
  • chemical burns,
  • lymphoproliferative conditions,
  • diabetic ulcers,
  • pressure ulcers,
  • vascular disorders,

and many many other things.

One of my coworkers the other day told me about how she found a brown recluse in her house the other day. We live in Denver, there is exactly nowhere in this state that falls into their range. Why do people think every big brown spider is a recluse.